If it’s not related to elephants, it’s irrelephant.

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Irrelevant Elephant

Animals, Elephant, Facebook, Social Networks

I was going to a fancy dress party as Harry Potters godfather.
But then someone said “You can’t be Sirius”

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Serious Sirius

Facebook, Harry Potter, Movies, Social Networks

A clown opened the door for me today.
It was a nice Jester.

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Gesture Jester

Facebook, Social Networks

It was hard getting over my addiction to the hokey pokey, but I’ve turned myself around.

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Turned myself around

Facebook, Social Networks

Just watched a documentary on how ships are held together. It was riveting.

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Ship Rivets

Facebook, Movies, Social Networks

Laura originally only agreed to go on a date with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.

I schwepped her off her feet.

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Swept her off her feet

Facebook, Social Networks

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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Two Can Play That Game

Animals, Birds, Facebook, Social Networks

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake

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Grave Mistake

Facebook, Social Networks

Went into a pet shop and bought 10 bees. Paid my money, but counted 12 in the jar. I told the shopkeeper of his mistake.

He said,

“that’s ok, they are freebee’s.”

Thanks to Adam Barker for sharing on Facebook

Free Bee’s

Animals, Bees, Facebook, Social Networks